As I promised

30.11.2014
17:35



I haven't written anything on my blog since July... I'm not really good at this. However i did have a rather interesting conversation with a lady(-ish) named Aoife. Se had a great point when I asked what to write about. Throughout my time in Ireland I wrote about how much i missed Norway. Now I'm back in Norway and I promise you that I miss Ireland as much as I missed Norway. I miss all the stupid things people said and I miss the basement (for people who have no idea what i mean will probably think the Irish are all a bunch of psychopaths (tbh they're not far from it(Anne get back to the sad story about how much you miss the psychopaths..))). I'm back to the story. I keep going to the pictures I had on my phone. Not always a good sight I tell you that. So I'm going post them just because I can. Actually you can  sue me if I don't have your consent but lets not talk about that (Anne you just gave them a reason to steal all your money..(It really doesn't matter, I'm broke anyway (I think I have a thing for brackets(weirdest fetish ever?(OMG ANNE SHTAP!)))).

 

First Day of school

 

Second day of school

 

Aoife , Me and Donna

 

Gorgeous as always

 

Cathy, Me and Veronica. Me and Cathy wearing sexy hats


Donna and me everyday

 

Me and Mr. Roddy.... Jonathan you weirdo

 

Beautys

 

EDINBURGH MIT MATTHÄA






Megan und Donna in music class

Owain and Pierce showing of the exclusive glasses they got for free

 

Muireann and me proving that people come in different shapes hahah

Ciara and Aoife who I always saw together. I rarely saw one without the other


 

Me and Veronica doing selfies like the bosses we are.


 

The last day in Cahersiveen <3

Lets not forget this awesome photo




And of course... all the selfies taken on my phone by others... Its 124 selfies in this picture... God you love yourselves hahah

 

I miss ye. Psychopaths.

 

 

International bitches

16.07.2014
21:34

Hello there

From Thursday till Monday I had the honor of housing my beautiful international friends. During these days we went swimming, shopping, trip up to Fløien (a mountain in Bergen) and the Aquarium. Oh , and I turned 18 so I'm officially and adult. Not sure if happy or terrified.
However, we had a family dinner and Veronica and Matthäa got to meet my grandparents and aunt and uncle so now they have a good explanation for my rather special behavior. But Instead of writing all the details, Here are some shitty pictures :


 















 

Animals like me, I promise

 




 

They?re so cute



 

 

Yes we have polar bears as pets in Norway

 

 


































 

We are beautiful







Sad coz theyre leaving


 

 

Thank you for a great 5 days <3 <3



My amazing morning soup

06.07.2014
23:08

Hello everybody! (God I hope u got that Simpsons reference and I don't seem like a 40 year old lady trying to start a conversation with elderly people)

Anyway, back to my adequate blogpost that on average 6 people read (Hi mom!)
Every morning I eat morning soup for breakfast which honestly nothing more than smoothie in a bowl. However I have come to the decision that I will share my recipe with ye. It's pretty basic so even the stupidest can manage to comprehend this basic procedure:

Ingredients:
Frozen strawberries
Frozen raspberries
Frozen blueberries
One banana
1 dl orange juice
1,5 dl apple juice
Oats

And blend. And you're done. See? It's that easy.
The reason I use frozen berries is because the smoothie has a consistency of porridge and that makes it so good.
Your welcome

The sky is on fire

03.07.2014
10:11

Two nights ago in Norway, the sky turned pink and it seemed as if the sky was on fire.

Because he forced me to

02.07.2014
22:40

Since every time I ask this bellend to help me come up with ideas to what I should write on the blog he says 'ME!', I have made the decision to do so. Maybe not the way he intended, but its still kind of a tribute to his existence. I might as well start of with this creatures name; Owain. Owain lives off of only peanuts and rabbit food, his brain is underdeveloped and may not strike you as an average 17 year old Irish lad. On the contrary he is quite spectacular. His imagination is beyond belief considering the fact that he thinks motorcross is more fun than football and that animals are friends not food. This lad never fails to amaze me for example when he actually manages to prove the fact that he's a manly man by continuing his soccer game even after he cut up most of his skin. Some call it heroism, I call it stupidity. However, he has become one of my best friends and even though I don't tell him, I don't find him stupid or idiotic all the time. Sometimes I even think He's the coolest lad out there. I figured you might want to see who he is so I figured why not photos:

It's me again...

01.07.2014
02:53

This blog was supposed to be a source of updates from my year in Ireland. This mission failed miserably and ended in finding excuses not to write anything. But I figured I'd be better at writing now that I'm home (Although that'll never happen). It'll be just another failed task like all the other things I say I'll do.
Do you ever have these great ideas where you plan it all out and think that this will be the plan that will work out? Well, blogging is the plan for me. I think it'll work out and that I'll write every day, several times a day like I did in the beginning, but to be honest, there's nothing much to blog about.
I don't have a proper summer job, My friends have proper summer jobs so they don't have time to hang out so my summer consists mainly of getting up at half 8 , make myself morning soup (which I will write about another time), watch Glee until 09:50, do my chores (many of them), and then watch tv again and wait till my parents come home to make dinner and then I'll be forced to go cycling and for walks over the field which is something I need but hate and then stay on Skype till around half 10- 11 pm. Then I'll say now I'll go to sleep coz I need to have energy to get up the next morning but I just end up watching a movie till 3 am (which is the time I'm writing this) and then try to fall asleep but fail miserably. So my expectations for this summer were not met by reality. The reality sucks. But the positive part is that I turn 18 in 9 days and I get visitors from Italy and Germany in 8. I'll try post pictures then. I doubt I'll remember.

That was all from me and I do give my sincere apologies to whoever is reading this and was expecting something funny but ended up reading a negative, sad and quite desperate try to uphold a blog.

 

Bye bye and goodnight/morning  xx

But first

22.05.2014
17:10

Let me take a selfie

Honey, I'm hooome

31.12.2013
01:29

So I'm home in Norway.. This surprised many Norwegians.. Including Min Kjære. She seemed angry. Whoops.. Oh well, I bet she missed me. I also woke up my Lil Sis. She just got confused. Well here I am. Home at last. I arrived at the airport at half eleven on the 22nd of December... Five O'clock the next morning, I was again at the airport saying 'Hi! Bye! Merry Christmas and a happy new year...' to Oscar (who decided to leave me the day after I get home and won't come home until after I left( U cunt...)) Aaanyway.. On Sunday I got to see my lovely friends together. Since I'm such a good friend ( and because they're useless without me, just ask Simon), Renate, Ane and me went to Simons house to help making the pizzas. So we took the bus to Lagunen and sat there for 40 minutes(YOLO) and waited for the other bus. After 45 minutes, a half liter of chocolate milk and an ice cream, the bus finally decided to show up. We got of the bus and started walking the hill of hell up to Simons house. Since he's the best friend ever, he was asleep when we arrived at 1... Thanks Simon. We ended up watching tv while he cleaned the house. And after arguments over what to watch, we started making the pizzas. The pizza making included selfies, way to much flour, music and dancing. I'm sorry for all the snapchats.. When the clock strike three, people started to arrive and I welcomed them with hugs and screams. Here are some photos :)

:)

10.12.2013
23:07

Just a little update from the Land of Leprechauns.

 







 This is a carrot.. Or a butterfly.. Haven't quite decided yet.









 

:)

My monthly update

21.11.2013
23:17

When I left Norway I told my friends that I would write something everyday on this useless blog. Well... This useless blog has a useless owner. She never really thinks about the blog. Only when she opens a new tab on her web browser, she sees the blog and realises that she should probably update the people at home. 

And 20 minutes after i finished those two lines, I decided to continue writing. I get easily distracted... And five minutes after i wrote that, I'm writing this.. Wowo.

Aaaaanyway I'm having a lot of fun here in Ireland and school is even worse than Norway. The only positive about the school is the uniforms. I dont have to plan my outfits anymore. All i have to stress with in the morning is my hair and makeup. 
Last weekend we went to the cinema in Tralee and watched Bad Grandpa and it was so much fun. Me and mi likeminded sister Veronica were trowing popcorn at people and laughing loudly so I'm guessing that the people in the theatre hated us. Very understandable. But we're so funny.

The day after, we celebrated Deborah's 18th birthday with a hugecake and a lot of Doritos:)
 
 

I'm also missing home a lot... It's actually getting worse and worse. But I am lucky because I'm surrounded by awesome people here and a great family.

Since no one likes to read a lot, heres some pictures:

 
















Byyyye

 

Today (og pappaen min)

10.11.2013
20:09

So even though I'm not very interesting and not a very creative writer, I will however try to make this post trick you into thinking that you liked it. If that didnt make sense, too bad.

The final of Talent of Iveragh was yesterday and I never been so scared. Usually when I sing in front of an audience I stand among 20 other people. So when I was standing there on a stage in a country where they call potatoes 'spuds', I was really nervous. And even though I was so certain that I would be abducted by aliens or fall of stage and break my ass, I actually survived. Very proud indeed. 
I didn't win, but I guess I expected that and the winner really deserved it so congrats to you!

Right now I'm sitting in the sitting room watching Veronica doing her homework while I watch Taylor Swift on MTV. I know, my life is full of exitement and meaning. Today, for example, I've made breakfast and drank about 3 cups of tea. And watched tv. #lifeindromid



I dag var det farsdag hjemme i Bergen så en veldig vanskelig dag å være borte på. Savner pappaen min uendelig mye. Savner tomatbønner og makaronigryte og hvis jeg har en ekstremt dårlig dag så lager vi vafler. Verdens beste vafler faktisk. Kunne ønske jeg kunne gitt ham en stor farsdagsklem og fortalt ham hvor glad jeg er i ham.  Alt han fikk var en sms fordi telefonen min ikke ringe ham.  

Byebye 

Talent of Iveragh

29.10.2013
18:08

So this Saturday I decided to embarras myself in front of a lot of people. I brought my guitar and sang my song. That was ofcourse after I had freaked out for about two hours... 'Here it is:

I got to the final singing this.. Tadaaaa

Boy, that escalated quickly

23.10.2013
19:47

I just noticed that people actually visit this blog..

If you don't belive my half Norwegian/quarter Italian and Irish ass, here's evidence:

 

no one cares, no one cares and then BOOOOOM! Sudden interest...

No matter how much I love having a one way convesation with you, I will now finish this patethic attemp on a magnificent blog.

 

 

Ireland in a nutshell (pictures)

22.10.2013
21:22

An old graveyard

Aoife and Jonathan!



View from outside our house

Me and Deborah

Rainbow!!!!

Dinner on the bed :O

In the morning on a toilet.... I'm sexy and I know it

 

Jonathan during Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

Matthäa, Pierce, Jonathan and Aoife

 


Cute cows




Scary sign...

My style when I get home and get out of my uniform

 

 

 

 

The bed, the scarf and the tissues

21.10.2013
21:22

Even though the heading sounds like the beginning of a sad and lonely porn scene, it is not at all a porn scene. However this text is a bit sad and lonely since I have had the great opportunity to experience extreme homesickness. Since stupid o'clock in the morning today, I felt like shit. I couldn't breath through my nose, my head felt like exploding and everything was just awful. No matter how strange it must be for those in Norway who knows me as a school hater, school actually helps my mood. Because if you open the doors of the school Colaiste Na Sceilge (don't worry, no one else can pronounce it so if you're sitting with your computer on your lap and sound like an idiot trying to pronounce it, you will never, ever, ever be able to do it(pep talk of the day)) and walk down the stairs and enter the basement, you will find some creepy, disturbing but yet lovely people(things). One example can be the girl with dark brown hair with super bleached ends with the wiggely arms. Her name is Aoife(for the Norwegians: this name is pronounce Ifa. Fuck logic(and everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, has this name)) and her milkshake has an attracting power that brings all the male species to her garden. Example number two is an 18 year old boy who,when he shaves his face, looks like a baby. Even though he is a head taller than me, he is still a little boy in his head. But oh how glad I am that he's in the school. With his humor and his food, he is a great contribution to the basement. Oh, and his name is Jonathan. So people on Facebook may know him as the annoying boy who gives everybody who comments on my photos notifications.
Anyway, back to the sad part. When I got home, my body decided to say 'fuck you Anne! I quit!' So know I'm sitting in bed, being cold, blowing my nose every 20 second and should really just get of the blog and try to learn a German role play.
Since I'm feeling sick, I think about the people at home. I think about how much I miss Norwegian waffles, my parents and my friends. I miss Lønningen in the summer, fugledissen in the spring, snow in he winter and collecting nuts in the autumn. So I should really get my act together and stop thinking about it because all that happens if I think to much about it, I just get too sad.

Savner dere kjempemasse! <3

An open guitar case and an Italian who likes laying on the floor

18.09.2013
22:03

Basically the title describes what my life is containing at this very moment. I'm sitting on my bed listening to Taylor Swift songs while my Italian sister-for-the-year just crawled up on her bed. So the title isn't accurate after all. Oops. Now I'm listening to a One Direction song. Yeah! So tell me girl if every time we tuch you get this kinda rush? 

Nevermind my incredible awkwardness. Here in Ireland the schools are unbelieveably stricht. My uniform lookes like this.. 





Yeah. And I'm doing chemistry btw... WHYYY??

So hows Norway...?

Adventure in Ireland - part 1

13.09.2013
19:25

 

 

Badbadbadbadbad

28.07.2013
18:01

Jeg har bada!! Og er glamorøs på håret.

Siktesøya, here we go

28.07.2013
17:59

Hvert år i uke 31 drar familien på hyttetur. Men ikke hvilken som helst hytte. Å nei. Vi snakker det fineste feriestedet du kan finne. Søteste røde hytten i Norges land. Denne hytten ligger på en øy kalt siktesøya. Siktesøya ligger 15 min med ferge fra Brevik i Telemark. Det er ingen bilveier der og heller ingen fastboende på hele øya. Ultimate daffestedet. For å komme oss hit så kjører vi bil. Og med meg bak rattet dro vi fra liland klokken 09:02 lørdag morgen og begynte vår reise til Skien hvor vi skulle overnatte hos fetteren til mormor.
Mamma og jeg byttet på å kjøre og når mamma kjørte, tok jeg bilder. Her er resultatet:

Dette er kjæresten min....

18.07.2013
00:51

Han bare vet det ikke enda...

Han tok bilde av meg og la det ut på instagram.

Hils på Peder: (Lidolido)

Anne leker superstjerne

16.07.2013
00:48

Jaja sånn går no dagan..

Hyttetur- Del 1

01.07.2013
23:38

Denne helgen har jeg vært på hyttetur/telttur med fantastiske mennesker. Vi ankom hytten til Simon som ligger forbi hakkebakkeskogen, igjennom hundremetersskogen og over en litt stor dam/fjord som vi kom over ved hjelp av en magisk joggesko(ferge), i femtiden på fredag. Der ankom vi med stil i en glamorøs blå 9-seter med 6 irriterende tenåringer og en lettere irritert moder. Når vi hadde lempet fra oss begynte vi med teltoppsettingen. 'Vi' bestod av to som trodde de visste hva de gjorde, to som surret rundt og håpte på at de hjalp til, en som kjeftet og sa at det førstnevnte gjorde var feil og en som sto til pynt ved siden av og tok bilder. Fine flokken. Etter en time var timannsteltet satt opp og tre stykker lot innredningen begynte mens de tre resterende lagde taco. Etter vi hadde spist bestemte vi oss for å utforske stranden som var i nærheten. Det er det fineste norske strandstedet jeg har sett! Det var kjempe grunt og vi gikk halvveis ut i fjorden for å lete etter strandkrabber og sjøstjerner. Til slutt fant tre andre og jeg ut at vi kunne likegodt bade når vi først var her. Uten badetøy. Eller håndkle. Eller hjernekapasitet til å skjønne at vi var gal. Så vi hoppet i det og la på svøm alle fire. Gøy.

Her er noen bilder fra fredagen:

Gode nyheter fra min side..

23.06.2013
13:03

Etter mye om og men har vi klart å få sendt søknad til EF sitt kontor i storbritannia og den er godkjent. Dette vil da si at istedenfor å reise til USA så skal jeg på utveksling i Storbritannia. Aner ikke hvor så ikke spør. Det får dere vite når jeg får vite det. Jeg er veldig lettet over at jeg kan reise ut på et slikt eventyr selvom det kanskje ikke ble helt som jeg hadde planlagt. 

 

Så da håper jeg at jeg får en flott vertsfamilie^^

 

kyss og klem og sånt

Noe uinteressant

19.06.2013
23:59

Heisann.

Som alle mine nærmeste vet er jeg en jente med få ord å si. Denne gangen har jeg et unntak.

Jeg ligger i sengen når jeg skriver dette og bare på forhånd, dette innlegget blir skrevet og er inspirert av ren kjedsomhet. Jeg skal opp kvart på syv i morgen tidlig. Det er ikke så tidlig hvis en skal på skolen. Men jeg skal ikke på skolen. Jeg må stå opp så tidlig fordi jeg skal lese av tuberkulin prøven min i morgen klokken 08:20. Og jeg bruker en time til legen. Fml.

Så jeg burde legge meg. Men jeg får ikke sove. Hodet mitt er overfylt med tanker om altfor mye dumt. Her er en liste over hva jeg tenker på i dette sekund:
Jeg må miste de kiloene jeg har lagt på meg. Selvom jeg har selvironi går grensen et sted.
Husvasken i morgen må være ferdig klokken to.
Tenk hvis skapmonsteret spiser meg nå.
Lurer på hva som skjer hvis jeg poker meg på øyet med en nål.
Jeg vil bli lege med det er så vanskelig!


Så dette er min tankeliste atm. Håper dere likte den/ikke brydde dere/ ble sultne/fikk lyst til å ta dere en joggetur.

Hejdå

Nyheter fra min side...

12.06.2013
10:43

Jada. Jeg lever. Såvidt. Tror jeg har nevnt det før, men jeg skal til USA til neste år på utveksling. Skulle. Etter uker med forskjellige brev og søknader fikk jeg beskjeden om at søknaden min som ble godkjent for noen måneder siden, har blitt avslått. Alt dette på grunn av en unødvendig diagnose som jeg kunne ønske jeg ikke fikk. Nå hørtes det ut som om jeg har fått en dødelig sykdom. Det har jeg ikke. Neida. Denne jenta her har fått diagnosen Hypotyreose. Hypotyreose er et alftor avansert og vanskelig formulering av lavt stoffskifte. Lavt stoffskifte er faktisk forklaringen på min late og slappe holdning. Noe som gjør at klassen min kjenner meg ikke som den jeg er. Jeg liker sport. Jeg har alltid likt å trene. Men det siste året har jeg såvidt orket å komme meg opp av sengen om morningen, sovet i timene, sovet når jeg kom hjem og en dårlig holdning til alt. Dette har egentlig gått mye utover mine karakterer. Fra ungdomsskolen til videregående har jeg gått fra 4.6 i snitt til 3.1. Fantastisk. Jeg fortjener stående applaus og litt til. 

Poenget med dette innlegget er å fortelle mine venner og bekjente om at de må holde ut med meg ett år til. 

Og her er noen gamle bilder jeg fant på kameraet mitt.









Ja jeg er deilig.

Ja jeg var gangster.

 

Kyss og klem..

Cupcakes cupcakes and more cupcakes

01.06.2013
20:02

Min gode kjære venninne Synne, er veldig flink til å lage cupcakes! Hun lager og leverer til andre som vil/trenger til selskaper. Hvis du skal ha en bursdag, og trenger cupcakes så kan du kontakte henne.
Hun er en fantastisk baker og de smaker himmelsk og ser fantastiske ut.








Priser:

10 kroner per stk(10-30 cupcakes)
8 kroner per stk (over 30 cupcakes)

Kontakt : skarsynne@gmail.com

Det er ikke så dyrt som det virker grunnet innkjøp av ingredienser og slikt.

Spre budskapet mine søte!

 

Kyss og klem og sånt... <3

Outfit of the day

01.06.2013
16:46

Dagens oufit er en acnekjole til 4500kr og den er svært populær blandt stjernene i Hollywood. Men det kan vel ikke dere fattigluser kjenne dere igjen i.


Dette er en T-skjorte fra H&M fra 2009 i størrelse 42. Bukser er overvurdert.

Sol og sommer i Bergen

22.05.2013
00:02

Siden værgudene følte for å være spontane og steke Bergen ihjel i helgen, fant mine venner og jeg ut at vi kunne utnytte det til det ytterste. Hva er vel en bedre måte å nyte fint vær på enn å få innvollene slengt rundt og bli sluppet ned fra et 10 meters høyt tårn. Ja, dere tenker rett. Tivoliiiiiiiiii!!!
Mai måned er helvetesmåneden for eksamensutsatte elever på videregående. Men siden jeg har gullhår i ræven( det betyr å være veldig heldig(don't get your hopes up, jeg kan ikke gjøre deg rik)) og ikke kom opp i eksamen, kunne vi jo like gjerne feire sommerdageene med mine medmennesker som heller ikke kom opp i eksamen (bortsett fra deg da Ane som kom opp i matte(ønsker deg masse lykke til på fredag)). Mange paranteser der ja. Sorry.

Senere på dagen dro vi til grøneviken for å se på Leksi bade i sjøen. I lift my hat for you.
Matmonstrene Kakis og Annzi fant ut at det å bestille pizza var en god idé. Så etter en halv time fikk vi en tiddelibom og en bankers fra Dolly levert til oss av en litt vel utålmodig pizzabud.

Mandagen dro vi ut igjen i Grøneviken og grillet. Men så begynte det å regne(og Petter ned han datt( det er sent og den melodien kom automatisk inn i hodet mitt når jeg skrev den setningen)) og vi satt oss inn i bilen til Eirik. Jeg satt på taket vel og merke, mest fordi jeg er litt special case.. Men Eirik kjørte rundt med meg på taket og jeg lo så jeg nesten falt ned.

Anyway så har jeg vært flink og tatt noen bilder. So here we go:

Such fun

10.05.2013
00:19

What a lovely day I had today. 

Mens jeg nå sitter her klokken midnatt på en torsdagskveld/fredagsnatt og ser på House i mørket, fant den irrasjonelle delen av min kropps kontrollsenter ut at et blogginnlegg hadde passet fint å skrive akkurat nå. Men siden blogginnlegg krever kreativ ordlegging er nok ikke det første som bør stå på to do-listen min. Så da ender jeg opp med et rosabllogginnlegg med bilder fra dagen min i dag med flotte medmennesker. Here you go!

Simon!!










Meg og eldste Flesfjesen






Flinke meg steker kjøttdeig!







Murtin <3

 

Kyss og klem og sånt.

Bilder fra iPhonen

06.05.2013
11:41





















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